So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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