You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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