Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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