id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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