Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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