The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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