fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
