Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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