its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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