i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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