Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize