I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
