Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
false alarm, still single
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