I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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