Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All the doctor said was why
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