even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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