Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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