Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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