I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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