Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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