We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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