hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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