So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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