Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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