I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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