i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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