i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
just found out that she named her cat after me.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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