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wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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