i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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