I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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