Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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