just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Such a big mess for such a small penis
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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