just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm at about main and main street
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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