R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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