he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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