just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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