It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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