we have officially lost it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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