I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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