she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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