I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
