Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Even my vagina gasped.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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