The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The struggles of a small town man whore
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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