Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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