Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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