Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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