I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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