Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My cat gives me a boner
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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