just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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