is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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