HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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