ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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