someone threw a dead crab at me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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