Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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