Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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